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Child abuse in Malaysia: incredibly high

April 15th, 2008 by MM2H

Did I read well in the Malaysia newspaper this weekend; more than 50% of the kids in Malaysia are abused? And it seems to go from parents to their children to their children.

I am not surprised, as sometimes you hear kids screaming when walking into a residential neighbourhood: the same screams as when in Europe we slaughter piglets. Talking of piglets: what’s happening in Australia with Mr. F and his incest house is no example to be proud of either…

And add to that teachers like this one:

A 16-year-old schoolgirl has reported to the police that a teacher had given her RM15 after he allegedly molested her.

It’s unfair to only point our finger to Malaysia, it’s the children that are loosing here :-(

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Malaysia girls

April 13th, 2008 by MM2H

Living in a country where you cannot say what you think, newspapers really need to fork out lots of imagination to :

  • live up the trend of hot gossip news worldwide
  • keeping in line with Malaysian governmental politics

Although there won’t be nudity, some newspapers do know how to attract visitors using the term nude…

Malaysia beach nude make-up

malaysia girlsWell, sounds nude, but it isn’t…

This extract comes from the NST (New York Straight Times) Malaysia newspaper. Most likely the government has some stakes in this newspaper, as they are allowed to go a bit further than the other big Star Malaysia newspaper when it comes to celebrities, gossip and the kind. Mind you, no such thing as page 3 Malaysian girls…

Malaysia Nude extract

This season’s makeup trend for cosmetics label M.A.C is a study of extremes.

There is nude, barely-there makeup on the one hand, the kind that says polished and flawless. It “sculpts” your face, giving the soft illusion of a higher cheekbone and sharper jawline. Blending the shades takes effort to make the “sculpturing” seem natural.

There are also traffic-stopping colours on eyes and lips reminiscent of Gwen Stefani or Harajuku girls, delivering an explosion of colour on an otherwise pale canvas.

What didn’t get the news?

thaipusamWhy only just before new Malaysian elections Indian (Hindu) holy-day Thaipusam get’s suddenly declared as an almost national holiday for part of Malaysia (unless if you have a bloody angry boss who finds all this politics ridiculous when it hurts his payroll…).

Thaipusam is a major Hindu religious festival celebrated on large scale no where else in the world except in Malaysia and India.

Is this to compensate the 37 Indians who in November 25, 2007 were protesting in the streets (like what happens in any democracy) and got changed for attempted murder? (the so called Hindraf rally)

Our election sweet PM gave an open house… "Busloads of people were ferried to the stadium, entertained by singers, served with food and drinks." Unlike the Hindraf rally : no more police intimidation, tear gas, water canons, arrests and imprisonment…


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So did anything change after the elections?

April 11th, 2008 by MM2H

apartheid in MalaysiaWell: the Prime Minister "finally fulfilled" his promise to go to the people: he held a session inviting 1000 grass root delegates to….

STOP RIGHT THERE:

How can anybody listen to 1000 different delegates in a few hours time???

Nothing changed really

This is just one example that the government keeps on taking people for granted, slightly assuming people are stupid:

if you paint over a crack, the crack is still there…

What about democracy?

Malaysia’s ruling party rules just because they hold numbers: from 93% in the last election to fairly more than 50% in the latest election.

Numbers is all that matters and one wonders if this "just a bit above 50%" is true or adjusted.

Also some rules put a different Top man in their state than the one recommended by the ruling party.

Now in any European country where you can only rule forming a coalition: one would have found a win-win situation for both.

Yet in a country ruled by numbers: the Prime Minister went to see the Sultan about this, and the Sultan didn’t change his mind…

Malaysia is still al long way off where there will be a win-win for everybody, make that a win-win-win-win for the so called Chinese, Indians, Malays and Aborigines… In stead of focusing on winning the elections and then forget about it until the next elections…

Why can’t they all have equal rights as Malaysian citizens should have?

Why has Nelson Mandela fought all his life against Apartheid yet a similar Apartheid is in the mind and constitution made by the ruling party?

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