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Paris Hilton beats McCain

August 6th, 2008 by MM2H

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For those having a life and therefore not following all US election ads on TV: McCain ran an ad comparing his rival Senator Obama to the "brainless blond celebrity Paris Hilton".

 

In the US politics is like selling margarine:

 

just run TV ads

 

… and try to explain why your margarine or politics are better than others…

 

None of both are having convincing plans to solve problems. Let’s give an example you first should discuss with your smart 5 year old:

 

Problem:

 

  • The earth is getting to warm because of burning overly expensive oil.

 

Solution?

 

Ask your 5 year old!

 

Didn’t he make the smart remark:

 

stop burning oil all together?

 

Yet according to McCain you should:

start drilling for even more oil

 

You can only sell bad margarine using an overly smart marketing campaign…

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Free Rice for all

July 25th, 2008 by MM2H

Condoleezza Rice

Unfortunately we are not talking about edible rice, but about Condoleezza Rice asking the Malaysian Government for more transparency in the Anwar sodomy case:

 

condooleezza riceUS Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice today urged Malaysia to ensure a "transparent" investigation into sex misconduct allegations against opposition leader Anwar Ibrahim.

 

Great idea but limited…

 

Great in the sense that Malaysia is yearning for the transparency Abdullah Badawi promised Malaysia in his previous election campaign.

But limited… Why should we limit transparency only to the Anwar case or to the Malaysian government in general?

 

Why can’t we get some US transparency like:

 

  • why US had to topple Saddam Hussein this time and not the last time during Bush senior?
     
  • why lots of Iraqi soldiers come from the lower class in the US?
     
  • what US is doing in Afghanistan, knowing:
     
    • that’s the place to be to control opium produce worldwide
       
    • that US is the biggest consumer of opium based heroine
       

Transparency for all would be great for the people so they can vote with wisdom in stead of voting out of sentiment

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Pope Sorry for Sodomy

July 19th, 2008 by MM2H

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The pope has easy talking… and says sorry for all the priests involved in a sodomy case molesting children…

 

??? sorry ???

 

How convenient to go to Australia that just said sorry to the aboriginals… So the pope joins the Aussie Say Sorry club?

 

Oops, he also says that those responsible should be called for justice.

 

??? What kind of justice ???

 

What is wrong with these people in power?

 

First you should ask yourself why do some people come into power?

 

  • like why is former President Clinton having oral intercourse with his interne(s???)
  • what’s all that talk about a Mongolian girl sleeping around with high ranked politicians before being blown up into pieces?
  • what’s all that talk about Anwar?

 

What is wrong with these priests?

 

Can you simply say sorry when a priest molests a child?

Doesn’t that reflect how irrelevant you consider child abuse?

 

Oh, how convenient, the pope once was a priest himself, and it’s common rule that you don’t go after the members of your own club

 

How many innocent children have been totally screwed up for the rest of their entire life by a priest abusing his holy image to do so?

 

What about walking the talk?

 

How little of these molested children went to court and how lots of them made a deal to shut up in exchange for money? How much does it cost to molest a child and get away with it: the church does have lots ow money gathered from deep religious people… sounds like tax payer’s money used for other things than the tax payers are hoping for…

How many of these molesting priests just have been sent to another parish?

 

In Malaysia they are now weeks and weeks talking about 1 sodomy case seemingly related with 1 murder of a Mongolian woman…

Let’s see how long the pope will be talking about priests and child molestation… Quite a discrepancy knowing that lots of priests and even more children are involved…

 

What does justice for all mean?

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