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Saiful announces his sodomy will be during the by elections August 26

August 20th, 2008 by MM2H

anwar ibrahim liwat saifulWatch the video below from The Star newspaper where Saiful seems to announce he will be sodomized by Anwar Ibrahim at the same day of the by-elections August 26th 2008.

 

 

Saiful "announcing" his future sodomy August 26th, 2008

 

Seems he is not the only one who can foresee the future: let’s wait until Anwar has to give his DNA and only after that it will be found somewhere on Saiful’s clothes or mattress…

 

But let’s not jump the gun and focus on Saiful’s "prediction", or is this again a "you quoted me wrongly" example?

 

Saiful’s video translated

 

For those not understanding the Malaysian language: some keywords:

 

  • liwat = sodomy
  • enam = 6
  • lapan = 8
  • Anwar Ibrahim liwat Saiful = what the prediction is all about

 

After 7 seconds in the video, you see Saiful hesitating after saying lapan: or the 8th month (August), where he then continues stating he was sodomized in month 6 (June).

 

High ranking officials already announced that Saiful’s announcement should not be taken as an interference in the by-elections…

 

For those not following the story, let’s do a recap:

 

  • Saiful visits Najib just before the whole story starts…
  • Saiful makes a police report that he is rape-sodomized by Anwar Ibrahim
  • Saiful says he was sodomized more than once
  • Saiful says he was not raped, only sodomized with mutual content
  • Saiful says he was raped only once
  • Saiful wishes Anwar good luck in his by-election.
  • Saiful doesn’t know Anwar is standing for by-election
  • Saiful says he will be sodomized on August 26th
  • Saiful says he was sodomized on June 26th

 

All these contradictions show clearly that
somewhere Saiful must be lying.

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Jail is just one police report away?

August 15th, 2008 by MM2H

Remember Saiful lodging a police report that he has been sodomized by Anwar?

 

1 month later Anwar still hasn’t seen this police report but:

 

  • high ranking politicians have been asking Anwar in the media to give a new DNA sample
     
  • in parliament the son in law of a high ranking politician has asked Anwar to give a new DNA sample
     
  • Anwar was thrown in jail "bully style"
     
  • Anwar had to sleep one night in jail on a cold concrete floor

 

If lodging 1 police report can damage a person’s daily life like in the above list AND politicians saying that "nobody stands above the law"

 



nobody is above the lawNobody is above the law commented Home Minister Syed Hamid Albar about the Anwar Ibrahim Sodomy case.



 

 

 

… then if let’s say your mother in law is pestering you big time,

you have a real evil way to pester her back: just lodge a police report

 

As funny as it sounds, it’s overly scary.

 

Or is this just a one time thing?

 

Again a lack of transparency and playing the media makes people not being able to make well founded judgments.

 

Hearsay news is fun in the gossip world but not in people’s daily lives…

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Haze

August 14th, 2008 by MM2H

haze

My headache tells me there is haze, my eyes in the above picture tells me there is haze, my nose can smell smoke of burning wood, yet the API (Air Pollutant Index) readings are "moderate".

 

API

Rating

Areas

%

0-50Good2956%
51-100Moderate2243%
101-200Unhealthy00%
201-300Very Unhealthy00%
301-500Hazardous00%
>500Emergency00%

 

So to be sure that I should stay indoors today I googled for the latest API updates… (http://www.doe.gov.my/apims/)

 

Unfortunately I can only find the readings from yesterday. I mean: what do I do with the numbers of yesterday when I want to go out today?

 

haze

 

Is it too difficult to get an hourly update? I mean, we are talking about the health of all Malaysian citizens and tourists who should be able to make an intelligent decision:

 

  • whether to spend more or less time outside
  • whether to close doors and windows…

 

Anyway, it’s supposed to be the hot season now and at almost 11am there is still no sun visible… This can’t be called healthy at all…

 

Just hoping the haze won’t be as bad as 3 years ago, but if all we can do is hope for the haze to disappear, it shows that world leaders don’t care at all about the air we breath.

 

Ever tried to hold your breath for 10 minutes? Then why can’t we make sure there is healthy air to breath in stead of haze?

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