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Anwar free on bail

August 7th, 2008 by MM2H

 

Seems I was wrong predicting Anwar wouldn’t be released on bail. Bail was set at RM20,000 (about $6000) and Anwar still has his passport.

 

Anwar’s case will be transferred to the High Court and is set for mention on September 10 to decide hearing dates.

 

So my next predictions are:

 

  • there will be a new law in the near future obliging anybody to produce his or her DNA when ordered so by the police or court.
     
  • there is going to be a fierce by-election using all tricks possible, like voting on a working day (August 26)
     
  • there is going to happen something unexpected 

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Do you think Anwar will be released on bail today?

August 7th, 2008 by MM2H

 

Of course not … because …

 

… being in prison he won’t be able to rally for his by-election.

 

anwar ibrahim jail

Anwar by now is officially charged of sodomy on Saiful.

Anwar responded that he is not guilty.

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Breaking news: Anwar Ibrahim’s sodomy declaration

July 18th, 2008 by MM2H

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Above picture evidence: the real reason to keep Anwar Ibrahim in jail last night!

Acting upon reliable Intelligence information, police had strong reason to believe that Anwar Ibrahim talks in his sleep.

All the police had to do is let the former DPM sleep on a cold cement floor in order to record his statements.

Of course no blankets were allowed! The police made sure that nothing would cover Anwar’s mouth when starting any confession.

 

And so justice prevailed.

 

The above Anwar So Do My picture is exclusively sent to us first. Later it will be send to Anwar’s wife Wan Azizah and parliament members: of course in no particular order.

 

Case closed?

 

Anwar Ibrahim was released on bail for his sodomy case when he woke up at 9am.

So far Anwar hasn’t lodged a police complaint for being stripped naked and sexual harassment in hospital later last evening. No need to end up in jail again for making declarations: we do use our resources well and learn from Raja Petra and Balas…

 

Why was Anwar Ibrahim stripped naked?

 

Stripping Anwar was necessary to reassure Anwar wouldn’t talk c#ck …

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