All in all 10 million and one person not believing that there is no case against political analyst Abdul Razak Baginda having abetted the murder of Mongolian national Altantuya Shaariibuu.
1 person says Anwar has sodomized him:
got HUGE case!
1 person says Baginda has abetted the Altantuya Shaariibuu murder
NO case!
You believe?
And if you do believe:
why is one case a huge case and the other not even a case?
The headline today in the newspaper read: Joe the plumber fired – After been fired at by Sarah Palin.
Lucky Joe managed to get away without a bullet, without a scratch, without his clothes, without anything actually: eaten by the Republican voting machine and spit out as useless waste.
Who is Joe the plumber?
Joe the plumber is a hardworking American citizen who wants:
a good health insurance
a job that pays well to spend extra time with his children and
buy his dearest wife some fancy clothes like Sarah Palin
Joe asked both Obama and Sarah Palin how they would solve his needs once they were elected. We all saw Obama’s answer in the open, Sarah Palin’s answer has been in the closet for the obvious reason that when she opens her mouth… wink, wink…
But after Joe got fired at by Sarah Palin this morning (luckily her aim is worse than that of the present vice president…and nobody got hurt) and Joe broke the plumbers code of silence and leaked the following conversation between Joe and Sarah:
Sarah, you say you shop in the same retail outlet as I do, why we never met there?
Joe, you can’t expect me running to every retail outlet in the country to buy the best deals. I have a whole team of shoppers doing that job for me.
But Sarah: we both work more or less the same long hours, how come you can afford to pay a whole team of shoppers?
Joe, I would expect a plumber to understand that not all we do has to be declared to the tax department, does it? Wink, wink…
Sarah, why these fancy clothes you wear never show up in my retail outlet?
Joe, why you focus solely on my clothes? We are all the same under our clothes you know, unless you can prove me wrong, wink, wink…
…
The conversation stopped here as Joe wanted to make a point and prove Sarah that there truly are differences underneath their clothes…
It’s unclear that Joe fired any shot himself but some undefined time later we heard gun shots coming out of Sarah Palin’s bedroom. At the same moment we saw a naked Joe the plumber fired at with a gun the Iraqi soldiers could only dream about…
You like the above picture? Yes? So you buy? Yes? Ok, RM200 million:
DEAL!
By all means, what is all the fuzz about, it’s only a… helicopter!
You read that right: the Malaysian government signed a letter of intent to buy Cougar EC-725 Helicopters from Eurocopter.
Nobody even bothered to do a test flight.
Would you buy a car just buy reading what is said in the prospectus? No you don’t.
So why is the government buying helicopters without even testing them? Especially when you want to replace Nuri Sikorsky helicopters of which already 9 crashed on routine missions…
Smells fishy, doesn’t it?
Not to mention:
the deal was signed 2 days before DPM and PM switched defence and finance portfolios
the high price involved
the absence of a usual deep governmental study looking at all the advantages and disadvantages involved
the sudden governmental decision to put the buy on hold until economy does better…
Wouldn’t you buy things because you need them in stead of spending money just because the economy is better?
And wouldn’t you at least try a helicopter before you buy it?
