Archive for October, 2008

Baginda case

In total that makes:

 

  • Raja Petra = 1 person
     
  • his readers = 10 million persons

 

All in all 10 million and one person not believing that there is no case against political analyst Abdul Razak Baginda having abetted the murder of Mongolian national Altantuya Shaariibuu.

 

1 person says Anwar has sodomized him:

 

got HUGE case!

 

1 person says Baginda has abetted the Altantuya Shaariibuu murder

 

NO case!

 

You believe?

 

And if you do believe:

why is one case a huge case and the other not even a case?

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Posted on October 30, 2008.

joe the plumber fired

The headline today in the newspaper read: Joe the plumber fired – After been fired at by Sarah Palin.

Lucky Joe managed to get away without a bullet, without a scratch, without his clothes, without anything actually: eaten by the Republican voting machine and spit out as useless waste.

 

Who is Joe the plumber?

 

Joe the plumber is a hardworking American citizen who wants:

 

  • a good health insurance
     
  • a job that pays well to spend extra time with his children and
     
  • buy his dearest wife some fancy clothes like Sarah Palin

 

Joe asked both Obama and Sarah Palin how they would solve his needs once they were elected. We all saw Obama’s answer in the open, Sarah Palin’s answer has been in the closet for the obvious reason that when she opens her mouth… wink, wink…

 

But after Joe got fired at by Sarah Palin this morning (luckily her aim is worse than that of the present vice president…and nobody got hurt) and Joe broke the plumbers code of silence and leaked the following conversation between Joe and Sarah:

 

  • Sarah, you say you shop in the same retail outlet as I do, why we never met there?
     
  • Joe, you can’t expect me running to every retail outlet in the country to buy the best deals. I have a whole team of shoppers doing that job for me.
     
  • But Sarah: we both work more or less the same long hours, how come you can afford to pay a whole team of shoppers?
     
  • Joe, I would expect a plumber to understand that not all we do has to be declared to the tax department, does it? Wink, wink…
     
  • Sarah, why these fancy clothes you wear never show up in my retail outlet?
     
  • Joe, why you focus solely on my clothes? We are all the same under our clothes you know, unless you can prove me wrong, wink, wink…

 

 

The conversation stopped here as Joe wanted to make a point and prove Sarah that there truly are differences underneath their clothes

 

It’s unclear that Joe fired any shot himself but some undefined time later we heard gun shots coming out of Sarah Palin’s bedroom. At the same moment we saw a naked Joe the plumber fired at with a gun the Iraqi soldiers could only dream about…

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Posted on October 29, 2008.

Taking off to Mount Kinabalu for Tourism Malaysia

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