Breaking news: Anwar Ibrahim’s sodomy declaration
July 18th, 2008 by MM2H
Above picture evidence: the real reason to keep Anwar Ibrahim in jail last night!
Acting upon reliable Intelligence information, police had strong reason to believe that Anwar Ibrahim talks in his sleep.
All the police had to do is let the former DPM sleep on a cold cement floor in order to record his statements.
Of course no blankets were allowed! The police made sure that nothing would cover Anwar’s mouth when starting any confession.
And so justice prevailed.
The above Anwar So Do My picture is exclusively sent to us first. Later it will be send to Anwar’s wife Wan Azizah and parliament members: of course in no particular order.
Case closed?
Anwar Ibrahim was released on bail for his sodomy case when he woke up at 9am.
So far Anwar hasn’t lodged a police complaint for being stripped naked and sexual harassment in hospital later last evening. No need to end up in jail again for making declarations: we do use our resources well and learn from Raja Petra and Balas…
Why was Anwar Ibrahim stripped naked?
Stripping Anwar was necessary to reassure Anwar wouldn’t talk c#ck …
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Anwar Ibrahim’s last speech?
July 17th, 2008 by MM2H
Why was yesterday’s Anwar Ibrahim and Shabery TV debate historical?
Maybe because it will be Anwar’s last public speech for 20 years to come?
It’s now past midnight and Anwar didn’t return home… that’s 12 hours of helping to investigate a sodomy complaint.
Surely he should be able to go home and sleep with his family, for all you know prisons do have a high rate of so…, well, you know…
And nothing prevents Anwar Ibrahim to help out the police the next day, since so far he kept his part of the agreements.
Let’s just hope that again the people will win from all this, just like the people won yesterday’s debate.
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About Anwar, Shabery and milking cows
July 16th, 2008 by MM2H
First time debate on Malaysian TV between an opposition leader and a member of the ruling party.
I would love to see more of these! Why?
- to learn about other views and plans of other political parties because
- censored 8 o’clock news and government approved newspapers can’t show the whole story.
Would a debate happen again or will Anwar be arrested today?
Who said what?
Yesterday’s debate between Anwar and Shabery was in Bahasa, so a few things could have gone missing in my expat translation… I would summarize the 1 hour as follows:
According to Anwar the Malaysian government needs to:
Use the resources of Malaysia wisely
According to Shabery the Malaysian government needs to:
Find more money and stop milking Petronas any more
It’s no rocket science what Anwar says: every good household knows that:
you need to spend your resources wisely if you want to have
wealth and
savings to overcome bad days.
It’s no rocket science what Shabery says: every good farmer knows that:
you can milk a cow so much until it dies.
So there are 2 options:
- the government’s option: replacing ‘Petronas’ with ‘Rakyat’ and continue milking like before
- the wise option: use your resources wisely and improve your resources
Conclusion
Malaysia doesn’t need Anwar to teach wisdom…
Malaysia needs one politician to become PM to apply wisdom.
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